A Word from Sean...

"Trams: Amstedam's trams are enormous, twin-carriaged, articulate behemoths which have right of way over everything and stop for just about nothing. The very basic braking system seems to consist of a concrete-block anchor and is only emplyued in the most dire of circumstances, such as for a group of old women in wheelchairs carrying boxes of kittens across the road. And even then, the look of undiluted hatred that kitten-carrying old ladies would recieve from the tram driver would make them wish they were dead anyway. so always carry a box of kittens when strolling around Amsterdam and, if possible, try to be old. And a lady."
-My 'Dam Life, by Sean Condon