H2

I saw an H2 in Holland yesterday. I was weirded out. It had Dutch plates too...what could a Dutch person possibly have to compensate for? They are 10% bigger on average than the rest of the entire world!! (A fact I learned from the inflight magazine on my trek over here). I decided I didn't want to meet the driver. He is probably just über badass. And rich too because how can you afford to keep gas in a Hummer in Europe? You lose half the tank just turning it on!